About Bordem

last updated 4/4/26

"Why was any and everything alive?"

-Miracle Musical

what is bordem?

bordem was the site that predated doofonline, the one you're reading right now.

it was a single-page, self modifying mess, but it worked! the entire site was mostly unorganized and took place as a conversation between 3 people:

green,

blue (the techy one),

and red (whether he's funny or not is... up to you)

and i do mean the entire site, navigation and all. it was one long thread, split up into conversations with headers and dates.

until i decided to bring them back in the "new" eternal bliss, they haven't appeared but a few times on the new site, DoofOnline, that you're reading now.
Bordem.html never got a proper release on the wider internet, and probably won't unless I go back through and clean it up a bit.

contact?

uhh i don't have an email setup for this yet BUT feel free to message me on discord: @unfunny_user